“THE POON BURGLAR!” W/ PAGET’S RIVAL LORI!
- Katie Levine
- Nov 6, 2017
- 1 min read

Arden and Lori discuss a BONE-ZONE free Fantasy Suites week and hometown visits on Emily Maynard’s season of The Bachelorette! Sexy Dolphins! Children in makeup! Hard as nails sisters!
– Arden CAN’T BELIEVE the skeleton key never unlocked Emily’s pants!
– Lori is swept off her lady-feet by Jef’s heart- thumping letter writing!
– Emily WEEPS because she wants to hump Arie so badly but she can’t!
Music by Mark Rivers