“THE POON BURGLAR!” W/ PAGET’S RIVAL LORI!


Arden and Lori discuss a BONE-ZONE free Fantasy Suites week and hometown visits on Emily Maynard’s season of The Bachelorette! Sexy Dolphins! Children in makeup! Hard as nails sisters!

– Arden CAN’T BELIEVE the skeleton key never unlocked Emily’s pants!

– Lori is swept off her lady-feet by Jef’s heart- thumping letter writing!

– Emily WEEPS because she wants to hump Arie so badly but she can’t!

Music by Mark Rivers


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