I’M GONNA MARRY THE F%#! OUT OF YOU! W/ PAGET’S RIVAL LORI


Paget’s Rival Lori and Arden head to Prague circa 2012 and watch the 2018 Bachelor Arie tongue kiss single mom Emily Maynard all over various canals. Michael Jackson Puppets! Bad Bachelor Promos! More bootcut jeans!

-Arden talks about how a hero had to help out with her skincare!

-Lori is torn between her love of Dean and 2012 Jef!

– Single dad/ hothead Doug goes for one of the worst kisses in Bach history!

Music by Mark Rivers

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