TWO ALBINOS DRIVE INTO THE DESERT W/ ARDEN’S FRIEND LORI & JANET MYRIN!


Arden’s friend (and Paget’s nemesis) Lori joins Arden for a road trip to see the BACHELOR MANSION!!! Arden gets LOOPIER AND LOOPIER as the temperature rises! Rose Rompers! Sun Burns! Mittens the Kittens!!!!!!

– Arden drives Lori by Paget’s house to taunt Paget into calling her her BFF!

– Lori reads Arden some sexting by Iggy!

-The girls call Arden’s mom who thinks Will needed to MAN UP!

Music by Mark Rivers


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