Lauren Lapkus (OITNB) and Paget Brewster join Arden and Erin to break down the GREATEST SEASON OPENER of ALL TIME!!!! Jack Stone Lawyer!! Aspiring Drummers! DNA Filled McMansions!! OH MY!!!!
-Arden is horrified by her “Falcon” Sporting Draft pick!
– Erin is going to wear a tuxedo bathing suit The Standard and go TROLLING!!!!
-Lauren thinks dudes shouldn’t cry in mansions!
-Paget (Arden’s new BFF!!) shows just how deep her conspiracy theories go!
and……….Katie and Scout want to bring Blake back!!!!
Music by Mark Rivers